Cat + Ass Navel + Tattoo = WTF?

Grandma NOOOOOOOOOO!

Worst. Tattoos. Ever.

http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2007/01/lifetime-of-embarrassment-worlds.html

Highway to the Danger Zone

As the self proclaimed 'best venn diagram ever' indicates, its great to let freedom reign. That's right, the tyranny of being forced to wear pants makes it impossible to complete the pursuit of happiness.
That is just unacceptable. This guy takes that idea a bit too far for my liking. I mean it's cool to skydive and all, but there is no need to show everyone your junk flapping in the wind. That is just wrong.

That someone special

There is this guy that wonders the streets round these parts that walks around the streets holding a doll head. Usually its the same blonde doll head, but sometimes he likes to mix things up and go bruenette. He has even been spotted sporting two doll heads at once! No word on if there was any doll head on doll head action.

Speaking of special, here is a post by someone on craigslist:

here's a bunch of guys in a cardboard box before i hide them - i have to hide them when my family comes to visit, or else they'll think i am retarded.

i buy metal stands to hold them up, so they don't fall over. i also get special hats for certain guys.

i like to keep them looking fancy. i really like my action figures, but i face a lot of prejudice from people -- i bring gay guys home from bars and then they see my doll collection and they don't like me any more.
and on the other end, my fellow doll collectors don't like me because i am gay.

Imagine that. You can view the whole glorious post here: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/51526837.html

Sadly the photo of the dude is no longer there :-(

Dude! Sorry about your couch...

4/20

Dear B.A. and Bookaki,

So sorry about that hole I burned in your couch.

Love,
Your Special Friend

Special Olympics Soccer?

Did I ever tell you the story when I was asked what kinds of sports I like to watch and I said "Special Olympics Soccer"?


Yes. It's a true story.


It was back in the days of volunteering for the 'like the Peace Corps but not the Peace Corps' gig. It was when I met Ava's mama and the whole 90210 crew, it was like I was Brenda except I moved from Syracuse not Minnesota and didn't have a twin brother and didn't live in Beverly Hills and my name isn't Brenda.

Any who, everyone is giving normal answers like, " I don't like sports." "The Yankees." "Gator football." "NBA." "Hockey." but then it's my turn to answer and my response is, "Well I never really like watching sports but since we volunteered at the Special Olympics Soccer Tournament...I like watching that."


So our team leader says to me, laughing and with WTF written on her face
"Sooooooo...you like to watch Special Olympics Soccer - is that your answer?!"